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rewards

I bought myself an iPod because I am so wiggety-wack. Unless "wiggedy wack" is a bad thing. Which it might be. In that case, I am not wiggety wack. I just rule.

Right. So I bought myself an iPod to say to myself "Self. You rule. With your gym-going. And here is the way I say thank you and keep up the good work!" The iPod will help me keep going, see, because if I have Energizing Music to listen to, I will Go! Go! Go!

Go!

That's pretty clever of me, don't you think? I think so.

I ordered it a long while ago (only because I felt it would be a valuable tool in my continuing fitness success)(Shiny shiny shiny!) and then I started checking my order status – well, pretty much immediately, eight or eleven times a day. And then only eight times a day, and then only a couple of times a day, and then only every other day, and then I forgot about it.

Hahaha! No I didn't.

But I've had this little iPod-shaped hole in my heart for, man, almost a month, now? As I've been waiting and waiting and waiting. And waiting. And then, I got an email. And the email said "your order has shipped!"

And so I've spent the entire day refreshing the UPS tracking site. That little iPod shaped hole in my heart has started throbbing and tingling and aching as my little iPod gets closer and closer and I think, in the middle of all my refreshing, I forgot to go to the gym today. Whoops.

  1. Blogger stephanie | 3:38 PM |  

    So jealous. Soooooo jealous.

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