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hello i am fat

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i am made from artificial preservatives and sweetners

"Splenda" would make a really great name for a dog, wouldn't it? Either a dog, or a first-born. Tumor.

This entry was posted by anne, on Wednesday, November 30, 2005. You can leave your response.

  1. Anonymous Anonymous | 12:10 PM |  

    If my husband and I ever got a dog, I'd be tempted to name it "You Fucking Fatass." Then, when he leaned out the front door and yelled "Get in here, You Fucking Fatass," and the neighbors looked at me all shocked and filled with pity, I could chuckle all, "Oh, ha ha, no, he means the DOG! Probably."

  2. Blogger EMLB | 3:34 PM |  

    I did an "ode to splenda" in my blog back when I started all fresh and starry eyed in my quest to lose weight. Now I don't have any sugar OR any artificial sweeteners.I am all about the fruit. Also, ice tea brewed with stevia, which is the only natural sweetener that doesnt spike your insulin.

  3. Anonymous Anonymous | 10:44 PM |  

    Sometimes I think my dog understands everything I say. I wish I had a dog.

  4. Anonymous Anonymous | 9:31 AM |  

    I decided to post this here, because Tom Venuto has written a book that gets to the heart of “The Truth about Diet and Weight Loss.”
    I wholeheartedly believe that success at weight loss and subsequent maintenance starts with a daily effort to expand your knowledge about nutrition and exercise. While I knew a lot already, I expanded my knowledge 2 fold just by browsing Tom’s website. After reading his book, I expanded that knowledge 10 fold. (His physique alone is worth the visit!)
    Best of luck to you all!!

  5. Anonymous Anonymous | 6:33 PM |  

    If I can be of any assistance, please let me know.

  6. Anonymous Anonymous | 5:06 PM |  

    Where are you, Anne? Everything okay?

  7. Blogger Unknown | 11:18 AM |  

    lmao

  8. Blogger jennsbaskin | 1:20 PM |  

    Splena. I think it has a nasty taste. Can no one else taste the yuckiness of it but me?

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